Theres a lot to say

Last Thursday me and my family went to our grandparents and on the Friday we went to Lego Land in Windsor were we had lots of fun doing lots of things but until I can get my dad to let me have some photos I haven't got a lots to say. But i will you a fare bit of what I can remember anyway. The first thing we did was go to the Viking Land were we went on a water ride were we had lots of fun were we got squirted lots and there was a place were people could shoot with water cannons at the people going on the ride so we had a go at that to.

Well I have told you about the first thing we did there so now i will tell you about what we did next which is that we went to the Knights Kingdom aria were we went on two roller coasters, the one was called 'Dragon's Caves' and in that what happened was that we went through lots of tunnels and we saw a dragon guarding his treasure and out of his nostrils came some smoke, after that we went a little way further on and then we can to the real roller coaster bit were we went up a hill and then shot down it, that bit was the best! then the other one was a lot faster and it was just a roller coater all the time: all ways going fast!!!!!

Well I have told you about the first and second thing we did at Windsor Lego Land, so now I will tell you about the third thing we did. We went on another water ride called the 'Pirate Falls' were there was a sigh saying "IF YOU GO ON THIS RIDE YOU WILL GET WET!!!!!!!!!!!" so obviously we had to go on that, I mean would you have? so we went on that but at first it was just passing things like pirates with treasure and parrots saying things like "Don't go this way NO don't its the wrong way NO NO NO" and things like that we didn't get wet at all but then we were taken up a hill into a high up sort of barn full of pirates doing things like drinking rum and stuff like that and while all that had been happening we had all been saying things like "what comes up must come down" and things like that. And then all of a sudden we were going down very fast and all of a sudden we crashed into a wall of water and went through it and when we were we were drenched!!!!! So I have told you about the third thing we did and I hope you enjoyed listening to it as much as we enjoyed doing it.

So I have told you about the first three thins we did at Lego Land Windsor so now for the fourth, the next thing we did was the thing we had been wanting to do ever since we had had a book about Lego Land and we knew that there were Cars and Boats made of Lego which you could drive in the and for the driving thing you got your very own Lego driving licence which we really wanted to get because it would be a souvenir and also it would be a great thing to show to our friends so we really wanted to get that. The driving a Boat thing was fun, they didn't go very fast but they were very fun and Dad and Me overtook mum and Abi that was cool. Then we did the driving then and that was quite good as well, well that was the best thing
we did there and it was the thing we had most looked forward to doing then we went and had lunch, Abi had Pasta and Mum and Me and Pizza so we had a nice lunch there.

I have told you about lots of things we did at Lego Land Windsor and now I will tell you some more. Then next thing we did was a fire fighting game were you were in a race with lots of other people, you were in a fire engine and you had to pump a thing to make it move towards the fire(Mum and Dads job) and when you got there there was more pumping to make the hoses fire and then it was a race back to the start. Then we went on a balloon thing were it went really high and you could pull a peace of string and you went higher by around a half a meter, that was quit fun. Then we went to the mini land thats another post So i will say bye for now, Bye Bye

A home made News paper

THE DAILY SEASONS

NOAH MAKES BIG CLAIMS

Jack Layman reports,

Noah has been putting out claims that that a great flood is on its way and that if we don’t all repent that we shall all perish. A neighbour to Noah said that Noah had been asking him to repent and to see the bad that he was doing with all the other people in town! Also it has been reported by persons unknown that Noah has been going to a big field were he has been making a massive boat! The size of the boat from what we have seen on the plans is as follows: 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high.


By any standards a massive boat!!! Also the people in the area and also all people for miles who have heard about this have been wondering about his sanity because the nearest place were he would be able to sale his gigantic bout is 500 miles from the place were he is building the boat!! Also his family believe what what he has been saying and are helping him to build the boat and are encouraging their friends and people around them to believe that the flood is coming and to repent!! More news will come in on this subject as soon as we get them printed.

AMAZING DISCOVERY BY THE THREE BROTHERS

Luke Persival reports

There has been a great discovery by the three famed alchemists of our great town, Josh James and John. Our three famed alchemists claim to have discovered an acid that will make the drinker look and feel 30 years younger!
The acid is made from a mix of citric acid and the water of ages a famed liquid of great rarity that when mixed with the citric acid creates Jusfuric acid the substance which the three brothers claim to make the drinker Look and feel 30 years younger!! More information on this subject in later issues.