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THE DAILY SEASONS

NOAH MAKES BIG CLAIMS

Jack Layman reports,

Noah has been putting out claims that that a great flood is on its way and that if we don’t all repent that we shall all perish. A neighbour to Noah said that Noah had been asking him to repent and to see the bad that he was doing with all the other people in town! Also it has been reported by persons unknown that Noah has been going to a big field were he has been making a massive boat! The size of the boat from what we have seen on the plans is as follows: 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high.


By any standards a massive boat!!! Also the people in the area and also all people for miles who have heard about this have been wondering about his sanity because the nearest place were he would be able to sale his gigantic bout is 500 miles from the place were he is building the boat!! Also his family believe what what he has been saying and are helping him to build the boat and are encouraging their friends and people around them to believe that the flood is coming and to repent!! More news will come in on this subject as soon as we get them printed.

AMAZING DISCOVERY BY THE THREE BROTHERS

Luke Persival reports

There has been a great discovery by the three famed alchemists of our great town, Josh James and John. Our three famed alchemists claim to have discovered an acid that will make the drinker look and feel 30 years younger!
The acid is made from a mix of citric acid and the water of ages a famed liquid of great rarity that when mixed with the citric acid creates Jusfuric acid the substance which the three brothers claim to make the drinker Look and feel 30 years younger!! More information on this subject in later issues.